Headline from the Year 2029

Discussion in 'Community Campfire' started by Chief, Apr 22, 2007.

  1. Chief

    Chief Guest

    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

    Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

    Baby conceived naturally. Scientist stumped.

    Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

    Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

    France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

    Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

    Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East, formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon.

    To be continued.
     
  2. TallPaul

    TallPaul Guest

    :lol2: Now that funny.