When I was just a young kid, my fairy-godmother visited me. She told me I could have a wish come true. I could have either a long penis or a long memory. To this day, I can not remember what I choose that night.
My luck the woman would be Rosie O’Donnell and the horse would be a stubborn old mule.That reminded me of the old joke about the old cowboy who was dying and was asked his last request. He thought a moment and said that he wanted to be skinned and his hide made into a woman's saddle so that he could be between the two things he loved the most.