This is to funny

Discussion in 'Community Campfire' started by Desert_Ram, May 29, 2007.

  1. i got this in my other chat ad thought i would share it, real funny

    pm: A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and
    just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the
    house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields,
    they made love. After supper, they made love. And again at bedtime, they
    made love.

    The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a half hour to travel home and
    another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done.

    Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.

    "Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the fields with you and
    when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Daisy's signal
    to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."
    ****They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until
    one day when Homer came back to the doctor's office.

    "What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"

    "Oh, it worked good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a
    shot like you said and Daisy'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make
    love, and then she'd go back home agin."

    *** "Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.

    "Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain't seen her since huntin' season started!"
  2. wow, makes me want to go hunting.....:) :D :cool:

  3. dave

    dave Guest

    It is evident that Homer is not a bowhunter.